Seriously, stay away from me today

I am so freakin cranky today.  Everything is bothering me.  Time for a BITE ME list… (courtesy of SJ)

• DOGS
• dog hair
• dirt from the dogs in my house
• dogs digging in my backyard
• dogs rolling in the dirt in the back yard
• dogs barking
• Notice DOGS are bugging me today?
• I have a headache today
• Avery and Aria are driving me up the wall
• Aria keeps trying to speak at the same time as Avery, and she sucks at it.  So she walks around stuttering "uh du beh uh uh uh" while Avery is talking… she sounds like she has tourette’s or something
• Both girls totally ignored me telling them not to jump off anything in their rooms… I heard thumping and lo and behold they were jumping off Avery’s dresser.  They both got sent to their beds and got a serious lecture from me.  Woah! I think they were stunned. Note to you girls- stay out of my path
• Aria is being obsessed with this spider in the bathroom. She had to go potty and there are 4 freakin bathrooms in this house but she spent 15 minutes bugging me about the spider in ONE of them.
• Its hotter than heck outside
• I am hungry
• My house needs to be cleaned
• I’m tired
• I’m grumpy and just plain complaining right now…. make me mad at myself
• I need to stop this list…