How To Hug A Baby

for your enjoyment… man this is one huge arse dog!  I got this email from my grandma and had to post it here. Now, I trust my dogs around Porter, and I let him pet the dogs and I let the dogs give him kisses… heck I even let Zoey lay by him and lick his feet cause she’s his mama-dog.  (of course, they are always very well supervised and we never EVER leave the dogs alone with him) But oh my word I don’t think I could let my dog LAY on my baby… Did I mention that is one BIG dog?

THE FOLLOWING INSTRUCTIONS ARE VERY IMPORTANT FOR EVERY DOG TO KNOW (click on the photos to see them a little larger)

Instructions for Properly Hugging a Baby

1. First, spy a baby

2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby.

3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.  **Note: The added slobber should help in fugure steps by making the "paw slide" easier.

4. The "paw slide"- simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-ups.

5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented "hug, smile and lean" so as to achieve the best photo quality.