More funnies

Porter:  What’s that owie poop called when I swallow toothpaste? 
Me: Owie poop?  I don’t know what you’re talking about. 
Porter:  Is it margarita?  Oh wait, no…its diarrhea.


Hudson: Mommy I want a snack.
Me:  Do you want some carrots?
H: No, I want a snaaaaack.
Me: What’s a snack?
H: Just a hamburger. 

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