Amelia woke me up this morning stroking my hair.
A: “Hair look nice. Take a shower today? Take a bath today?”
Me: “Are you asking did I take a shower or am I going to take a shower?”
A: “Am I”
Me: (laughing) “Yes, I am going to take a shower today”
A: (grinning, because she knows she’s so goofy and cute) “Okayyyyy”