SCENE: Bedtime. Amelia is having a “sleepover” in Hudson’s room since Porter is out of town with Oma. She had a chewed up piece of gum she sat on the night stand to chew in the morning. Imagine utter attitude and disgust in the 3-year olds voice.
Ryan: Ok, you need to get in bed and cover up.
Amelia: But I NEED to find my gum!
Ryan: I threw it away.
Amelia: Are you KIDDING me?
Ryan: I’ll give you another piece in the morning.
Ryan: It was all chewed up. You can have another piece in the morning.
Amelia: SERIOUSLY? (puts head in hands) Dummy. Don’t even worry about it.
Lord help us when she’s a tween.