Porter is sitting next to me on the couch playing with his King car from Cars.
He is holding it out, inspecting it.
Ryan: "Porter, what IS that?!"
Porter (matter of factly): "A boogie."
(and, yes, I’m queer enough to grab it from him and take a picture before wiping poor King clean)
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OMG! That made me laugh out loud!! That is so funny!
that is hilarious!
EWWWW!
Oh I LOVE it!!! LOL!!! SNOTROD!! Didn’t know you had him!! LOL!!
love it! i’m wondering where you found that ‘snotrod’ – it’s the only one we DIDN’T get tucker for christmas! hahaha!
Holy, nastiness!! That cracked me up!