Porn for Women

Nooo… not THAT kind of porn.

While shopping at Chiaroscuro, Heather and I ran across this book and were dying laughing. It is absolutely hilarious! I found it on Amazon.com and there is also a “sister book” called Porn for New Moms. I’m sure that one is just as funny!

I read the reviews on Amazon.com and most were great, but there were a few people who obviously didn’t get that this was a sarcastic/humor book. And then again, maybe those with “perfect” husbands wouldn’t get the jokes either. Anyhow, I loved it enough to blog about it and I snagged a few of the images off the website to share with you.

Enjoy!

As soon as I finish the laundry, I’ll do the grocery shopping. And I’ll take the kids with me so you can relax.”

“This is the way you like the shirts folded, right?”

“I like to get to these things before I have to be asked.”

“As long as I have legs to walk on, you’ll never have to take out the garbage.”

“Breakfast’s on the table. I’ll have your outfit ready in five minutes.”

“Ooh, look, the NFL playoffs are today. I bet we’ll have no trouble parking at the crafts fair.”

  1. I was actually at Books a Million on Monday and I saw that “Porn for Moms” book-it was hilarious! It was the same thing but in some of the pictures the dad was carrying around the baby doing the housework… making the bed… cooking… etc. It was a good laugh!

  2. they have it at the awesomeness that is target! “hey honey, with all the overtime i have been working why don’t you go get a pedicure?”

  3. I came across those books recently in a gift shop as well, and thought they were hilarious. My favorite one was where the husband said something like, “Now that my sports car is sold, let’s go out today and buy you a volvo wagon.” Makes me smile, because I drive a volvo wagon:)

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