Hudson: Mom, did you get your belly cutted open?
Me: No… why?
Hudson: Then how did Amelia come out of your belly?
This was the first either of the boys had questioned how babies get out of bellies. What do I say? Do I lie? Do I make up some sugar coated story? Do I just tell him the truth, short and sweet?
I decided to go with the latter.
Me: She came out of my vagina.Crickets. Crickets. H: That’s really weird.
Hudson: Mom, when I get bigger I’m going to get a red mustang.
That’s all, folks!