A: Sometimes you say the F-word.
Me: I know. I shouldn’t say bad words. I try not to.
A: I know. I shouldn’t say bad words either. But dogs don’t even talk! And Lulu says “dadadadada!”
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(I had a papercut from an envelope and had showed her and said it hurt)
A: When I get a bit older, I wish I could cut my finger with an envelope. What was the thing that cut you, Mom?
Me: An envelope.
A: Oh no, that’s so sad!
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A: Ohhhhh I missed you, Mom! I wish you could stay here all day.
Me: But I was here all day.
A: No you weren’t. You were at the airport!
Me: That was last night, silly! (I took my mom to the airport the night before)
A: No it wasn’t! It was 3 weeks ago! And yesterday morning you were there too!
