squished

Me: (closing the camper bathroom door) “This is the smallest bathroom ever!”

I hear Hudson through the door: “I bet mom is really squished.  Because she has a big butt”

Me: “Do you know why I have a big butt?  Because I grew 4 children in my body”

Hudson: “Do you know the mom in Alexander and the Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day movie?  She has 4 kids and she’s skinny!”

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