Me: (closing the camper bathroom door) “This is the smallest bathroom ever!”
I hear Hudson through the door: “I bet mom is really squished. Because she has a big butt”
Me: “Do you know why I have a big butt? Because I grew 4 children in my body”
Hudson: “Do you know the mom in Alexander and the Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day movie? She has 4 kids and she’s skinny!”